“Dublin Fire Services broke into a house in the outskirts today after complaints of a minor earthquake. The occupant, ‘Bill’, apologises for snoring..”
And – yes – I *can* sleep standing up.
Even worse, I hitched a lift with Warren on the way home, and fell asleep whilst holding my phone. On vibrate mode. And missed a call…
Damn it was a *good* event…
—* Bill
(P.S. Dont anyone go buying me a mac – I’m getting one ASAP. If you feel generous, sponsor Eileens charity)
@6 Sorry Volker, only signed up for the week before, basically signed up and forgot about it and focused on ILUG. I’m dead chuffed with my title of Senior Manager does that mean that Paul has to finally listen to me ?
Volker Weber Said,
May 27, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
And at the count of ten, this is a Mac.
Ben Poole Said,
May 27, 2007 @ 11:52 pm
“For the love of God, will someone PLEASE buy me a Mac!!”
Philip Storry Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 1:12 am
Right. That’s it. I’m going to sleep until Vista stops prompting me with spurious security questions…
Ulrich Krause Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 5:22 am
on error goto err_handle
…
err_handle:
resume 0
This might take a while … take a nap in the meantime
Wild Bill Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 9:01 am
Very very good.. ;)
“Dublin Fire Services broke into a house in the outskirts today after complaints of a minor earthquake. The occupant, ‘Bill’, apologises for snoring..”
And – yes – I *can* sleep standing up.
Even worse, I hitched a lift with Warren on the way home, and fell asleep whilst holding my phone. On vibrate mode. And missed a call…
Damn it was a *good* event…
—* Bill
(P.S. Dont anyone go buying me a mac – I’m getting one ASAP. If you feel generous, sponsor Eileens charity)
Volker Weber Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 9:08 am
Would have been nice if senior manager Eileen had put this up BEFORE the conference. Surfing behind the wave is kinda hard.
PN Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 9:18 am
All together now……..
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight.
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh”
rrraaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!
Pedro Quaresma Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 9:31 am
Vista: “Bill is taking a nap on your chair. Allow/Cancel?”
Volker Weber Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 10:38 am
Pedro, you need to come and clean my keyboard.
Volker Weber Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 10:38 am
Pedro, you need to come and clean my keyboard.
Alan Lepofsky Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
99 Gnomes, 98 Gnomes, 97 Gnomes, …
Denis Wittebrood Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
ah.. so he CAN be quiet?
(I wouldn’t have believed you without this evidence..)
Wild Bill Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
@12, as Warren, Kitty, Duff, Paul, Eileen, Kevin and Lynn will testify – my snoring is *not* quiet..
—* Bill
Vitor Pereira Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Uau! Bill actually sleeps!
Eileen Fitzgerald Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
It aint over till Bill Buchan snores
@6 Sorry Volker, only signed up for the week before, basically signed up and forgot about it and focused on ILUG. I’m dead chuffed with my title of Senior Manager
does that mean that Paul has to finally listen to me ?
Paul Mooney Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
When I listen to you Eileen….. and we sop fighting… things will stop being fun
Volker Weber Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 6:35 pm
Eileen, this week you have to listen Paul.
JOhn Mill Said,
May 28, 2007 @ 9:38 pm
Following a session of extreme ironing in the mooney sweatshop Bill pauses to reflect on whether he should have told Paul he was a developer . ..
Nathan T. Freeman Said,
May 29, 2007 @ 3:51 am
Paul… now’s your chance… put the shock collar around his neck and make sure you have the buzz trigger with you at next year’s Worst Practices session.
“And what do we do to the developer that put this application on the server?”
BZZZZZZTTTT!!!
Duffbert Said,
May 29, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
“Notes Developer In Repose”
Chris Miller Said,
May 29, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
“No really, go ahead and iron my shirt while I am wearing it”
R. J. Lesch Said,
May 29, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
Bill practices telekinetically typing Lotusscript.