Made me laugh

Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound.
   This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except
   from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword
   get shot by those who don’t.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
   talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
   have a 50-50 chance of getting
   something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars
   in the world end to end, someone would
   be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill,
   in
   the fog.

7. Things that come to those who
   wait will be the scraggly junk left
   by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for
   finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
   A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you
    are putting yourself into the hands of
    12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Thanks Brian