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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
    something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would
    be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in
    the fog.
  7. Things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left
    by those who got there first.
  8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of
    12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Thanks Brian

Posted by Paul Mooney On 30/08/2007 | Digg This |

Comments

1 - Happy Birthday, young fella!!!

Remind me to buy you a beer in Orlando...... Emoticon Emoticon Emoticon

Posted by Sean Murphy At 22:45:37 On 09/11/2007 | - Website - |


2 - ROFL
Emoticon stw

Posted by Stephan H. Wissel At 22:45:36 On 09/11/2007 | - Website - |


3 - Ha, glad u liked it. Hope all is well over there. Limerick for de Cup dis weekend!
Brian

Posted by Brian At 22:45:36 On 09/11/2007 | - Website - |


4 - Happy bday!

Remember me not to reveal my birthday on my skype profile Emoticon

Posted by Vince Schuurman At 22:45:36 On 09/11/2007 | - Website - |


5 - I just got out of Jury Duty. Obviously did something right there!

Posted by john wylie At 22:45:36 On 09/11/2007 | - Website - |