Couldn’t help it… ;)

Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound.
   This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except
   from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword
   get shot by those who don’t.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
   talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you
   have a 50-50 chance of getting
   something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars
   in the world end to end, someone would
   be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill,
   in
   the fog.

7. Things that come to those who
   wait will be the scraggly junk left
   by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for
   finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
   A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you
    are putting yourself into the hands of
    12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Thanks Brian

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night.


The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a

friend’s house. The man called his wife’s
10 best friends.

None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend’s

house. The woman called her husband’s
10 best friends. Eight of them

confirmed that he had slept over, and
two claimed that he was still

there.

"Hi Paul

Can you tell me the address of the hotel
for the event and what time it starts/finishes at?

Regards…."

My reply – You
just killed Fluffy.

 A man is walking home alone late
one foggy night…