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Bill in my house post ILUG

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1 - on error goto err_handle
...

err_handle:
resume 0

This might take a while ... take a nap in the meantime

2 - Right. That's it. I'm going to sleep until Vista stops prompting me with spurious security questions...

3 - And at the count of ten, this is a Mac.

4 - "For the love of God, will someone PLEASE buy me a Mac!!"

5 - Would have been nice if senior manager Eileen had put this up BEFORE the conference. Surfing behind the wave is kinda hard.

6 - Very very good.. ;)

"Dublin Fire Services broke into a house in the outskirts today after complaints of a minor earthquake. The occupant, 'Bill', apologises for snoring.."


And - yes - I *can* sleep standing up.

Even worse, I hitched a lift with Warren on the way home, and fell asleep whilst holding my phone. On vibrate mode. And missed a call...

Damn it was a *good* event...

---* Bill

(P.S. Dont anyone go buying me a mac - I'm getting one ASAP. If you feel generous, sponsor Eileens charity)

7 - All together now........

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight.

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rrraaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!

8 - Vista: "Bill is taking a nap on your chair. Allow/Cancel?"

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9 - 99 Gnomes, 98 Gnomes, 97 Gnomes, ...

10 - Pedro, you need to come and clean my keyboard. Emoticon

11 - Pedro, you need to come and clean my keyboard. Emoticon

12 - ah.. so he CAN be quiet?
(I wouldn't have believed you without this evidence..) Emoticon

13 - It aint over till Bill Buchan snores Emoticon


@6 Sorry Volker, only signed up for the week before, basically signed up and forgot about it and focused on ILUG. I'm dead chuffed with my title of Senior Manager Emoticon does that mean that Paul has to finally listen to me ?

14 - Uau! Bill actually sleeps!

15 - Eileen, this week you have to listen Paul. Emoticon

16 - @12, as Warren, Kitty, Duff, Paul, Eileen, Kevin and Lynn will testify - my snoring is *not* quiet..

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---* Bill

17 - When I listen to you Eileen..... and we sop fighting... things will stop being fun

18 - Paul... now's your chance... put the shock collar around his neck and make sure you have the buzz trigger with you at next year's Worst Practices session.

"And what do we do to the developer that put this application on the server?"

BZZZZZZTTTT!!!

19 - "No really, go ahead and iron my shirt while I am wearing it"

20 - "Notes Developer In Repose"

21 - Following a session of extreme ironing in the mooney sweatshop Bill pauses to reflect on whether he should have told Paul he was a developer . ..

22 - Bill practices telekinetically typing Lotusscript.