IBM - sort out your software downloads!
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I'm guessing that IBM have some ancient release management and coding system for live software that the entire product range must stick to. I'm sure that made sense back in the days of 8 character filenames (i.e. DOS) but simply put, it is NOT cutting it now. My customers can't find software so ask me to. I CANT find the software after an hour of searching. Your customer focused and partnerworld download sites are a pure exercise in frustration. Your filenames suck. When you have software as beta, they make perfect sense but when you release them you manage to screw it up. Searching is a nightmare. Your website is beyond terrible for partners and I have just lost total patience with it.
Here's a thought. It's not even an "out there" thought. You want the crappy product number names - eg CWEI93.exe. FINE!.
Call the product IBM_Lotus_Domino_9.5_Windows_32_Server_PN_CWEI93.exe
I need a drink after this.
I'm guessing that IBM have some ancient release management and coding system for live software that the entire product range must stick to. I'm sure that made sense back in the days of 8 character filenames (i.e. DOS) but simply put, it is NOT cutting it now. My customers can't find software so ask me to. I CANT find the software after an hour of searching. Your customer focused and partnerworld download sites are a pure exercise in frustration. Your filenames suck. When you have software as beta, they make perfect sense but when you release them you manage to screw it up. Searching is a nightmare. Your website is beyond terrible for partners and I have just lost total patience with it.
Here's a thought. It's not even an "out there" thought. You want the crappy product number names - eg CWEI93.exe. FINE!.
Call the product IBM_Lotus_Domino_9.5_Windows_32_Server_PN_CWEI93.exe
I need a drink after this.
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As someone else mentioned, you can even use the search facility in Passport Advantage and expect to get valid results. Then there is the issue that they change the wording between releases, so what worked once won't work again.
I have to say, though I did like C18XMEN.
Posted by Charles Robinson At 16:20:23 On 04/03/2009 | - Website - |
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Posted by Kevin Pettitt At 16:57:41 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Andrew Magerman At 06:33:28 On 04/03/2009 | - Website - |
Try and download Sametime 802 connect client and see what i mean.
Posted by Keith Brooks At 18:27:28 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
The latest greatest software is no good to anyone if the delivery mechanism, is this opaque. They *almost* got it right with the Symphony site, but then did it all wrong after you clicked the big "download" button.
Posted by Ben Poole At 12:17:42 On 06/03/2009 | - Website - |
It takes real talent and commitment to screw up this badly in terms of usability, and I'm proud to have witnessed it. And even tried it (wasting weeks in the process).
Happy days.
---* Bill
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Posted by Paul Mooney At 09:27:31 On 04/03/2009 | - Website - |
And was used as a blunt weapon in a meeting with Chris Wong. They actually claimed not to be aware of the problem and were met with 40+ 'paddington hard stares' from the Partners in the room.
I wouldnt hold your breath for progress. Unless your one of the few partners in the UK actually shifting license, then nothing will happen.
---* Bill
Posted by Bill At 16:13:46 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
Oh yeah. You have to PAY MONEY for this level of abuse. Its not for free, for gods sake. For free users get a download site that makes sense, and entice them to purchase stuff from IBM in the vague hope that the after-sales support resembles sanity.
But no. its too late. The IBM sales guy has paid his green fees/dealer/pimp, and your locked in. Locked in so hard that after 10 years. you escape and vindictively buy Microsoft Shit - stuff that doesnt even work - just to AVOID having to deal with IBM ever again.
Or you talk to business partners like us - in effect Elephant Wrangers -who can wade through the smellier parts of the IBM experience on your behalf, and use back-door connections, bribery (golf?), cunning wit and extortion to make our customers almost not hate the very ground that IBM casts shadow on.
We're at the back of the elephant, with the faeces-smeared overalls, the large shovel, and the absolute knowledge that - sure as shit - IBM are going to dump on us within 12 hours. Or less if some bratty kid's been feeding it laxatives.
Does this sum up your pit of despair, or shall I go on ?
Because, you know, the elephant couldn't give a crap unless we're feeding it. And Elephants need lots of feeding.
---* Bill
Posted by Bill At 17:06:15 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
please tell me the whole site is not falling over because it cannot collect enough stats
Posted by Sean Cull At 00:21:23 On 06/03/2009 | - Website - |
According to Ed's site, they are changing the file names to exactly what you recommended (I am fixing some IBM downloads challenges, starting with filenames)! Thank you! And thanks to Ed for posting about it! Hopefully we will have more effective searches now!
Posted by Sean R Smith At 23:00:54 On 02/04/2009 | - Website - |
Painful experience. I was with a colleague who said he knew someone in IBM support and said he would call them.
"What do you want me to say?"
"Just give us the f***ing drivers you c***s!!"
He fell about the place laughing. Got there in the end but oh my God!
Posted by Brian At 16:51:12 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
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Posted by rory At 19:47:37 On 04/03/2009 | - Website - |
I really hate the old 8+3 OS/2 naming standard...
C99GNML in not that good...
Posted by Anders At 14:35:02 On 04/03/2009 | - Website - |
But yeah, I am fond of looking through dlmgr.pro to find the translations of the file I just downloaded...
Posted by Joseph Hoetzl At 23:45:10 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
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Posted by Sean Cull At 00:17:12 On 06/03/2009 | - Website - |
Posted by Kevin Pettitt At 17:31:32 On 03/03/2009 | - Website - |
Its beyond terrible, beyond amateur, beyond hope.
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