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"You promised me a man...  I want my man" - Duffbert
"If it wasn't for Volker, I wouldn't have gone low" - Duffbert
"I hurt in strange places" - Warren
"They have got much quieter now there is something in their mouths" - Duffbert
"Read it to yourself Duff!" - Paul Mooney
"Ken doesn't have any equipment... I checked" - Duffbert
"No thank you, I'll just lick the inside of this one" - Paul Mooney
"Ken Doll stars in "The barbie code"" - Buchan
"I should know... I've slept with Bill before" - Paul Mooney
"Paul, can you make it as fast as last time?" - Eileen Fitzgerald
"I have the biggest clustered pair in Europe" - Elaine Donnell
"I haven't ran out on paying in a restaurant in a while" - Warren
"No.no no... Its Rob F**king Novak!" - Rob Novak/Kathleen McGivney
Updated (as we scared of Volker ) "What does Volker's photography and beer have in common... they both make ugly people look good" - Duffbert

Posted by Paul Mooney On 18/06/2006 | Digg This |

Comments

1 - I will not confirm or deny that any or all of these statements were or were not made by the individuals listed therein. And in the potential case that one of these statements was or was not actually made by said individual, there is a *very* reasonable and explainable context surrounding the hypothetical statement...

Posted by Duffbert At 14:03:04 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


2 - I will not confirm or deny that any or all of these statements were or were not made by the individuals listed therein. And in the potential case that one of these statements was or was not actually made by said individual, there is a *very* reasonable and explainable context surrounding the hypothetical statement...

Posted by Duffbert At 14:03:01 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


3 - Duffbert, yes, you just have to stand next to him.

Posted by Volker Weber At 14:20:10 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


4 - @1 ... .me arse...

Posted by Paul Mooney At 14:04:02 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


5 - You all had way too much fun!!!

Posted by Chris Whisonant At 03:27:27 On 19/06/2006 | - Website - |


6 - Elaine, I think he is.

Posted by Volker Weber At 13:57:26 On 19/06/2006 | - Website - |


7 - After rereading the last post quote about your skill in making ugly people look good, I realize that the comment *could* be construed as an insult. The *real* statement was made as we were looking at your pictures last night when you were posting them. We were commenting about how good everyone looked in the pictures. That's when I made the statement "What does Volker and beer have in common? They both make ugly people look good!"

It *really* was a compliment...

Honest...

Posted by Duffbert At 14:28:43 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


8 - You seem to have forgotten one, Paul --
Deeds make the man, said about you. Nice work all week mate.

Posted by Ed Brill At 14:36:13 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


9 - Thanks, Duffbert. People don't look good in all my pictures. But I don't publish the other ones. That is the secret: Throw away four out five pictures. At least.

Posted by Volker Weber At 13:56:07 On 19/06/2006 | - Website - |


10 - But Paul's not a man ( well not in my eyes anyway)

Posted by elaine D At 22:30:52 On 18/06/2006 | - Website - |


11 - @9 shhh, that's been the secret to my photography for years... it's the shotgun approach, eventually you'll hit the mark

Posted by Ed Brill At 19:07:15 On 19/06/2006 | - Website - |


12 - @10: Volker, is there something you want to tell us?

Posted by Ben Poole At 17:23:17 On 22/06/2006 | - Website - |