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Worst Practices 2 (The revenge)

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As announced by Bill and I last week, Lotus have agreed to allow us have our bit of fun again at Lotusphere with another Worst Practices session.  As you all know the stories are true, and we are still looking for some submissions on classical screw ups that could have been prevented with a bit of thought and education.  The Worst Practices website is established now, and we are still looking for some more stories, that if good (or bad) enough, will be discussed in Orlando!  Obviously, anonymity is guarenteed.  Head on over and submit a story, or just email me with one.

Also, this year we will have a pre-show presentation, with a few slides... One I have in mind is "suggested titles for this presentation".  Any ideas?

Worst Practices -  The Quest for Immortaility (Thanks Duff!)
Worst Practices - Its back and its pissed off
Worst Practices Returns
Worst Practices - whats up the kilt

Comment away...

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1 - Worst Practices - Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

Worst Practices - Just wehen you thought it was safe to get back in the water

2 - Worst Practices - The Phantom Menace
Worst Practices - Reloaded

3 - Worst Practices (over a few slides)

In the race...between the Universe...and the idiots...the idiots...are...WINNING

Or

"If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0"

4 - Worst Practices - The Beginning of the End-User

5 - You thought it could not get worse? well it has , coming soon ' Worst Practises 2', hopefully not to an environment near you !


Or the bad, the terrible and the downright ugly….. Aren’t no good here !!

Everyone says that you learn from Mistakes, nobody says that they have to be your own, learn how others have well and truly messed up so that you do not have to.

Who would have thought it , an Irishman and a Scots man dispensing best practices that have nothing to do with a pub !

6 - "Carry on up the kyber?"

Worst practices 2: Murphy's Revenge.

Worst Practices 2: Dumb & Dumber.

Emoticon

---* Bill


7 - Worst Practices 2 : The Search for Spock
Worst Practices 2 : The Numpties Strike Back

8 - Paraphrasing Rich Cook, over a few slides

"In the race...between the consultant...and the users...the users...are...winning...WORST PRACTICES 2...It's back...and It's infectious".

Or

"If at first you don't succeed...charge two more days consultancy"
"

9 - "worst practices - this time its personal"

10 - The Best of... Worst Practises

11 - Worst Practices II - Electric Boogaloo